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How the US is prepared for zombie apocalypse

The US military is on the case.
Is the US really planning for every low-probability disaster? Picture: Shutterstock

Are we properly prepared for the zombie apocalypse? OK, you’re thinking that’s just science fiction. It could never happen, so why bother getting ready? But after watching some of the frenzied television coverage of this week’s sudden snowstorm that paralysed the Eastern Seaboard, I’m not so sure. Reporters kept asking each other, in all solemn gravity, who’s to blame for the fact that cities and states were so poorly prepared.

The usual academic wisdom is that if we prepare for every low-probability event, we’ll bankrupt ourselves. Only hindsight bias insists that the signs of every unlikely catastrophe were always there. But it’s a hindsight bias to which we cling, venting our fury at those who didn’t put the clues together. So in the highly unlikely event that the zombie apocalypse happens, journalists and commentators, from their fortified redoubts, will certainly be demanding to know why nobody planned for this eventuality.

Happily, we have an answer: The US military is on the case.


Well, sort of seriously.

On the website of the US Strategic Command, you can find CONPLAN 8888-11, a detailed plan for “counter-zombie dominance” prepared by a group of junior officers as part of a training exercise. The document, which came to public attention a few years ago, is festooned with disclaimers, including a large red box on the first page informing readers that the assignment was based on a “completely fictitious scenario” — but presumably the disclaimers would themselves be disclaimed in any congressional hearing attempting to fix blame in the event of an actual zombie invasion. So let’s spend a few minutes taking CONPLAN 8888-11 more or less seriously.

Once we take the plan seriously, it makes interesting reading. Were its advice followed during the zombie disasters portrayed so regularly on small screen and large, we wouldn’t see the US military so easily swept aside in the opening hours of the invasion.

That’s the term used again and again in the document — “invasion” — and surely it’s the most accurate way to conceptualise the disaster that would follow a zombie infection. Undead hordes shambling through the streets should be treated the way one would treat any other invaders. This means the goals must be to protect the uninfected population and to eliminate the invaders.

Zombies can’t be deterred or bargained with, so they must be destroyed. The immediate difficulty is the same one that worries their television and film counterparts: “Zombie forces will become stronger with each human casualty,” because “each human casualty will become a zombie.”

Therefore it’s important to create hardened protected sites and to guard critical infrastructure. Because zombies will be drawn to human population centers and can’t swim (or can they?), roads should be barricaded and blocked at checkpoints. Local authorities will be tasked with maintaining potable uncontaminated food supplies. If none of this works, evacuation will be ordered. Law enforcement and military personnel are warned not to allow survivors to “go back for” family, friends, and loved ones. Any who do must be left behind.

The plan anticipates that human survivors would raid police stations, sporting-goods stores and armories for weapons. This is apparently seen as a feature, not a bug. All official transmissions would be sent uncoded, so that survivors might intercept them and know where to link up with military forces.

The planners accept the popular view that zombies are not alive, a proposition that widens the choice of potential strategies. Ordinarily, the measures that may be taken in armed conflict are legally and ethically restricted, but “US and international law regulate military operations only insofar as human and animal life are concerned.” Small wonder, therefore, that the plan envisions the use of nuclear weapons within US territory as necessary.

The idea is to use enough force to destroy large concentrations of zombies, then conduct reconnaissance to hunt down the rest. Finally, when the emergency ends, government will be turned back over to civil authorities. It all sounds good — good enough for us to wonder why “The Walking Dead” features no surviving military forces. (They can’t all have been ambushed by the governor.) But as CONPLAN 8888-11 freely admits, there are potential problems.

For one thing, determining where to deploy forces requires accurate intelligence, which likely would not be forthcoming. The document advises assuming “worst-case scenarios derived from popular culture references.” For another, deployed military forces will be expected to carry sufficient supplies to operate for 40 days, after which the planners believe most of the zombies will have died from decay or lack of food. (Although this assumption seems to be the consensus of various sources, it may be overly optimistic.) The difficulty, as the planners confess, is that the US military may not possess enough food and water for the necessary forces to deploy for so long without resupply.

Moreover, the document notes, not enough military facilities are actually hardened against zombie attack. Command-and-control aircraft would be safe, but after a few days refueling operations would likely break down. The planners suggest that surviving aircraft try for Hawaii or various other Pacific islands, but seem pessimistic that many would make it. (In “World War Z” — the novel, not the film — many of the world’s leaders, including the president of the United States, successfully take to the sea.)

And course there’s the risk that the invaders will turn out to be Evil Magic Zombies, or EMZs, in which case there will be little that conventional military force can achieve. Still, the planners have a suggestion: “The Chaplain Corps may provide the only viable means of combating EMZs.” They document adds, ominously: “Atheists could be particularly vulnerable to EMZ threats.”

But put all of these concerns aside. At least somebody’s trying. You want the government to plan for low-probability disasters? Here’s a plan for a low-probability disaster. Sure, the chances of a zombie apocalypse are infinitesimal. But should it ever happen, the last few survivors (those who beat the 0.0088 probability of surviving 100 days) will likely behave just like the journalists who seemed surprised to discover that snowstorms are occasionally worse than predicted. They’ll want to know who’s to blame.

Good to know somebody’s thinking ahead.

© 2018 Bloomberg L.P


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Zombies? Really?

(OK, I realise it’s to get a certain point forward). At least we in SA don’t have to worry about Zombies….they won’t be able to talk in Zulu, Afrikaans or Xhosa in any case. If everything else fails, just switch off the TV 😉

On a serious note, can the following happen?: the USA endures some kind of national damage (be it natural or man-made). The US blames it were Zombies…and they have gained intel/evidence that these Zombies are hidden in another potentially hostile country (like SA?). Hence a reason to invade…

(Taking things back to 11 Sep 2001…US terror attacks likely financed by wealthy Saudi capital, linked to extremists. Yet almost immediately US Forces prepare to invade Iraq, as they had ‘proof’ there were weapons of mass destruction, and also placed blame on a previous US-ally, Bin Laden.)
World politics and power-play certainly more scary than Zombies.

@MichaelfromKlerksdorp……..the US will engineer another local false flag [ like 9/11….anyone who seriously believes 9/11 was executed by some cave dwellers armed with box cutters has lost all ability for critical thinking ]


This is how governments stay in power

Read between the lines !

The closest real disease that could be compared to a Zombie apocalypse is a huge outbreak of rabies in humans.

A mutated aggressive strain that would make infected people run around biting people.

no cure once symptoms set it- only possible treatment is medical induced coma to ease your passing

They created the HIV virus, EBOLA, Zika…etc

Why wont they create a Zombie-inducing virus, dump it in Africa or some 3rd world country (like in the past) and see how it works.


I wouldnt be surprised to see a govt engineered large scale ‘virus/utility disaster’ to get more support for the military/martial law/freedom killing policies so that the govt can continue to be entrenched and rule with an iron fist

Been perfected since the Roman Empire

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