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The red Msasa trees and the crisis that isn’t a crisis

Our government keeps saying ‘Crisis? What crisis?’
Even a small piece of chicken is pretty much off the table in Zimbabwe, with inflation at well over 800%. Image: Scott Eells, Bloomberg

Under the beautiful red Msasa trees a woman sits on the ground, her precious wares fidgeting in front of her. Balanced across a wheelbarrow is a home-made cage filled with live chickens. Business is slow, very slow.

“How much?” I ask.

“Five usa,” she replies – ‘usa’ being the Zimbabwean ‘word’ for US dollars.

Five usa is today worth Z$500, a staggering price for a chicken dinner considering that a whole frozen chicken was Z$8 in February 2019 when the Zimbabwe government converted all our US dollars to Zimbabwe Bond dollars.

That’s what 833% inflation feels like.

And so people stand in the shade of the red trees and look at the wheelbarrow of chickens, chat for a bit and leave empty handed: beauty and reality side by side.

It’s beautiful in Zimbabwe in mid-September. The trees are shaking off their dusty old leaves and bursting into gorgeous spring colours. Good for our souls, but making the reality of every day even more painful.

Education

Chatting to a lecturer this week, I learnt that he has worked for only one week in the past six months. The institution closed completely during the Covid-19 lockdowns and online learning is simply non-existent; students have limited electricity, no laptops, no internet connection, and no money to buy data.

The lecturer is fearful for what’s going to happen when students come back to write their exams in a couple of weeks’ time; fearful for them because they haven’t received any tuition and fearful for himself with grossly inadequate protection from the invisible virus.

Asked how he is coping, the lecturer said he had been receiving his pay – Z$4 000 a month, worth just US$40. Not even enough for basic food for himself and his family of four. “And I pray every day because there’s never even a dollar left if anyone gets sick with Covid,” he said.

Crisis? What crisis, our government keeps saying – hollow words that belie the realities of everyday life here.

SA delegation

For the second time South Africa has just sent a delegation to Zimbabwe to help “mediate an end to the nation’s escalating economic and political crisis”.

Read: SA dispatches ruling party to help end Zimbabwe crisis

Ruling party Zanu-PF said: “This visit is taking place against the backdrop of false claims of a nation in crisis.” And the South African delegates came and went but did not get to meet anyone except Zanu-PF.

The South African delegation said the talks were “very frank, open and robust” and they would arrange to come back to meet the opposition party, the human rights defenders, the American ambassador and “other stakeholders.”

Zanu-PF Secretary for Information Obert Mpofu took a different slant on the talks and said: “We discussed the issue of fugitives who seem to be behind some of the misinformation being peddled.

“We also tried to avoid using the word crisis because there is no crisis in Zimbabwe.”

The language is all very reminiscent of the crisis that wasn’t a crisis in 2008/9, which saw opposition party the Movement for Democratic Change and Zanu-PF being persuaded into an unhappy government of national unity, and of the coup that wasn’t a coup that saw the exit of former president Robert Mugabe in 2017.

Read: Zimbabwe declines comment on Mugabe health rumours

The country ‘will deal with you mysteriously’

A few days earlier Zimbabwe’s Deputy Defence Minister Victor Matemadanda said: “Sell-outs will be dealt with and if you are a sell-out … you will disappear without anyone touching you … this country will deal with you mysteriously …”

Chilling words in a country where abduction, disappearance, torture and dumping has become a real fear for people who dare to differ with the ruling party.

Freelance corruption-exposing journalist Hopewell Chin’ono was finally given bail after 45 days of incarceration and his description of conditions at Chikurubi prison were damning and graphically simple: “The situation there is terrible. Inmates are served with boiled beans and cabbage once a day all year round. If you fall sick, there is no medication. Those who test positive [for] Covid-19 are given hot water [to drink] as a remedy, to help them lessen the pain and impact of the dreaded disease.”

Health crisis?

Meanwhile Zimbabwe’s new Minister of Health, Vice President Chiwenga, who took numerous trips outside the country for medical treatment last year, has this week banned Zimbabwean doctors from referring patients to institutions outside the country.

“The export bill was too high,” he said, presumably referring to the cost to taxpayers of countless government members who get medical treatment everywhere except in Zimbabwe.

And so we look out at the beautiful spring colours this September and let the beauty revive us, ever hopeful that soon an end will come to this crisis that isn’t a crisis.

Read: Zimbabwe to resume flights from Thursday in boost to tourism

Cathy Buckle is a Zimbabwean writer and blogger living in Marondera, Zimbabwe.

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considering now that Zimbabwe is politically free, having fought for the privilege of being able to vote (one man one vote), same as in SA – what is the worth of “one vote” in USD ?

One man one vote, once. Thank you Smitty.

This is not sad. It’s how it was meant to be. It is the natural consequence of decolonisation and the return to pre-colonial equilibrium. Order is now restored in the sociological landscape of that part of sub-Saharan Africa. The most southern part will soon have full equilibrium restored. The fact that us colonials don’t like it is not relevant

My guess is that the whole aim of the meeting between the ruling parties of the two dictatorships was to compare notes on the amount of lovely lucre gained by them during the ANC tobacco ban resulting in the booming illicit tobacco trade the criminals enjoyed. So who gets what share was the first item on the agenda. Absolutely nothing constructive for citizens’ benefit will come from these sham meetings. Let’s see a review article early next year to see if I’m correct or not. The political elite of both countries will certainly have gained yet more weight and enhanced their personal wealth by then – no doubt.

Pamplona is correct by saying, “This is not sad. It’s how it was meant to be.” So too is Zanu-PF when they ask, Crisis? What crisis? Google says ” a crisis is a time of intense difficulty or danger.” When the levels of difficulty and danger is the normal accustomed state of affairs, there logically can be no crisis. Therefore things have to get much worse before there can be a crisis. The same applies to South Africa. No crisis at all.

The ANC delegation to Zimbabwe had nothing to do with the crisis in Zim and everything to do with Ace Magashule showing up president Ramaphosa – that that faction will do as they please and act as an alternative government.

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